March 2012
0 posts
Forgot I was microwaving food
It was sitting in there for 30 mins LOL. Oh well YOLO I got some pizza rolls nigga
February 2012
16 posts
Are you good at algebra?
I need help replacing my X (;
Be careful about talking shit to your anons
It might be justin bieber
I like girls that look bouncy. :)
turn off when girls announce their horny-ness on tumblr :|
Why do people care so much about how “you’re” is sometimes used improperly..
Obviously it still has the same meaning so if you can’t understand the meaning, then you’re dumber than the person that used it wrong.
Don’t give me shit for doing something you did first
Hypocritical bullshit.
Trying to break your worst habits is a hard thing to do..
Especially when you have an endless supply of bad habits. God damn..
jenniferpajntaubmoua asked: You're like, mad cute. lol. Just sayinnn`. :)
I wonder how many girls turned bisexual because of tumblr. lolol
I hate when people think you’re tryna get at them..
but you just wanna talk. duh fuckk
Sweet innocent girls are much more attractive than “bad bitches” with attitude.
Everyone is either:
-taken.
-uninterested.
-lesbian.
-or only cares about drugs, food, and sex.
Unless he does something about, don’t believe any guy when he says he misses you..
Especially after not talking to you for months.. He’s probably just horny for the night.
One thing I regret…
Is not giving many relationships a chance due to fear of commitment to the wrong person. I didnt want to get stuck in something if I didnt completely wanna be in it.. Now its ultimately harder to find someone :|
Oh man..
Is there even a method for approaching someone that beautiful? Lol I’ll just continue on being shy. LOL
January 2012
12 posts
So all these sexual pictures on tumblr..
Do they like run to the camera and press 10 sec timer and quickly run into a good sex position, or is there like an awk camera guy LOL
Best way to get to know someone is to pay attention..
Works way better than asking a bunch of pointless questions and trying to memorize it like it’s a quiz.
I still don’t get why some people use group pictures as their default picture..
Then they go ahead and ask people to rate them like they’re suppose to know which one they are LOL. Yall can at least circle your face maybe ._.
Sometimes it sucks to be ignored.
I always hated crushing on someone that’s close to one of my closest friends..
I’m like damn I want them so bad.. then I gotta think twice and never make a move. Lol
I really hope we work out.
The World Is Ours
How do people sleep with shirts on..
Its so uncomfortable LOL
I wanna meet someone down to earth.
Someone who doesnt care about the new fad, but actually have a mind of their own. Someone whos down for anything, but not everything. Someone who I can respect for knowing right from wrong. One who could enjoy a laugh and a joke without instigating drama. Someone who stands out from the rest. Hard the find these qualities in people nowadays.
I wanna be married already :) aha
People do and say the weirdest shit to fit in or look cool lol
“Yolo” or “you only live once” was already a phrase before people started using it as an excuse to be idiots.
met the most beautiful cashier the other day.
i think she fit my description of the “perfect girl”. too bad i’ll never see her again.
December 2011
9 posts
No matter the situation,
I’ll try my best to put a smile on your face.
Someone Like Me.
valnity asked: hi, you're cute. i've also been lurking your blog for a while - agree with most of your posts actually, especially the ones about annoying people contradicting the shit they say and karma coming to bite them in the ass lol!
Lol having a tumblr gives people +23 to their sense of humor
Why do people say ‘though’ after everything ?
“Whats up though? Im bored tho.” Or when they spell it ‘doe’. Are you tryna explain something lol. Shits so stupid its not even slang.
Anonymous asked: Miss you derek :(
Its funny when people think that they’re famous models cause of tumblr LOL
Anonymous asked: Honestly....who on tumblr would you fuck?
November 2011
5 posts
leuweesaewhat asked: I like your smile, it's cute (:
Anonymous asked: Hi cutie!
Anonymous asked: Why are you still single?????? you're soo cuute..
Anonymous asked: Why not?.you're handsome (:
Anonymous asked: What are you majoring in?
October 2011
3 posts
him: don't you think that costume's a little slutty?
her: what costume?
Anonymous asked: What kind of outfit do you like on a girl? Except nothing and langerie (:
1 tag
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
September 2011
28 posts
Being interesting in someone cute..
Then finding out how really weird they are when you get to know them lmao..
The reason why most couples can’t be “just friends” after a relationship
One of the person is still gonna want to fight for the relationship, still wondering what they did wrong. I mean what could they have done so wrong that would downgrade them from a lover to a friend? And then they say “Let’s just be friends” without a reason. Then there’s all these...
Don’t you miss those days when..
People actually had feelings for each other that weren’t the sexual kind of feeling? Giving each other butterflies rather than turning each other on. Idk..
I get so annoyed when someone says
“I would never date him/her! They’re like a brother/sister to me.” With that said, you already see them more than just a friend. I mean, leave your options open at least, why would you restrict someone who could be the right one for you to just another family member or best friend.
I always wonder what happened in my parents lives before I was born..
I’m pretty sure my dad thought he would end up alone with no kids and then he got my mom pregnant and thought it was a blessing so they started a family and had me and my sister. Who knows where they would be if we weren’t born. I’m too imaginative O_O